Erratum

Ok folks, my bad. I've been corrected by the TFE Finance Distribution Team for the egregious error in our Hellburger post: Hellburger does in fact offer bacon for an extra couple bucks. Our sincere apologies for this inaccuracy. Here's what happened. I had forgotten about the bacon because I disliked it so much. It's applewood smoked bacon with this sort of crust on the edges and it's not very crispy. We enjoy that backyard barbecue crunch of a couple strips of all-American Oscar Mayer bacon on our burger. But that's no excuse for fallacious editorials at Hellburger's expense.

The Fastidious Eater regrets the error.